Everything the anchors say on this tape, story by story.
DOZER BITWELL: Breaking: Vladimir Putin calls Elon Musk a genius and says the two are in close contact about satellites.
DOZER BITWELL: Breaking news. This just landed, and I am wide awake for it. Vladimir Putin has been talking about Elon Musk. ▶
LUNA LOWBATT: We first told you on Tuesday that Musk said Ukraine's military violated Starlink's terms of service. Now Putin has put Musk on the record too. ▶
DOZER BITWELL: Kai is at the data center. Kai, what are we looking at? Thank you, teleprompter. ▶
KAI: Huge, and brand new. At the Russia-Africa Summit on Wednesday, Putin said he and Musk are in close contact about Rassvet. ▶
KAI: Rassvet is Russia's answer to Starlink. Putin said, quote, Elon Musk is a genius, truly a genius. ▶
KAI: This is file footage of satellite dishes and server racks. Putin said Musk has more than 5,000 such satellites in orbit, while Russia is taking first steps. ▶
KAI: TechCrunch says Musk has voiced frustration with Zelenskyy. After the U.S. eased sanctions, Ukrainian officials worried about losing Starshield. ▶
KAI: For about ten days this month Ukrainian drones lost connectivity often. The Wall Street Journal says Musk ordered the limit. Other reports say the White House did. ▶
LUNA LOWBATT: The report doesn't say what the close contact actually involves. Four percent battery, and that is the question I'm left with. ▶
DOZER BITWELL: More as it comes in. I'll keep the thermos warm. Back to you, Luna. ▶
The Pixel Line: viewers call in (PXL)
LUNA LOWBATT: The Pixel Line is open: viewers call in about the week's stories.
DOZER BITWELL: This is The Pixel Line. The phones are open, it's late, and somebody is calling. Hello? ▶
PASSERBY: Hi. Can Gemini really edit my spreadsheets inside the chat now? I'm on my phone. ▶
LUNA LOWBATT: The Verge says Docs, Sheets, slides and code open in the chat. On mobile only PDFs work for now. The rest is web only. ▶
PASSERBY: I read the 3D scanner review. Can I put it on my shelf and scan things without a computer? ▶
DOZER BITWELL: Hackster.io says the Elegoo M1 Ultra cannot run standalone. It needs a PC over Wi-Fi, or a USB-C cable. Bit of a shelf ornament, Heinz. ▶
PASSERBY: Still waiting for an apology about the microcontroller desktop thing. Looked like an old Macintosh. I've said this before. ▶
LUNA LOWBATT: Hackaday says SylphideOS pairs a GUI that owes a lot to the early Macintosh with the FreeRTOS kernel. No apology on file, Margot. ▶
DOZER BITWELL: Thank you, callers. Lines stay open. I'll hold the receiver until it gets heavy. ▶
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DOZER BITWELL: Correct! The real one. PXL made the other up over a cup of coffee, and I still believe it.
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DOZER BITWELL: Time's up! Even the fax machine would have answered by now.