Everything the anchors say on this tape, story by story.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Destiny 2's old campaigns are coming back, but maybe not until 2028.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Now the full story: Destiny 2's vaulted campaigns are coming back, and Rock Paper Shotgun reads the timeline as pointing to 2028. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: We first told you on Tuesday that Bungie would share details soon. Now there is a blog post with a timeline. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The open question: a timeline is out, so when exactly, and what comes after? Gary, what do we know? ▶
GARY: Bungie said earlier this year it would stop major Destiny 2 updates. Last month it said the vaulted campaigns are coming back. ▶
GARY: Now a blog post from head of product Josh Deane says the first pass restores campaigns, strikes and raids from vaulted expansions. Menagerie too. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Lyle, the Red War and friends come back. First reaction. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Gary, how far along is the work? ▶
GARY: Red War, Forsaken, Curse of Osiris and Warmind are on the list. Work began in June as scoping, and it is pre-production now. ▶
LYLE HOTCHKISS: Pre-production since June is an outrage! Although, now that I say it, patience is a kind of brilliance. ▶
PRUDENCE NUANCE: Return Menagerie first, say so plainly, and let everyone be mildly annoyed together. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Known: campaigns, strikes, raids and Menagerie return, pre-production now. Open: when full production starts, and what comes after. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Kalshi and its co-founders now face felony charges in Utah.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Kalshi, the prediction market, in trouble in Utah. I predict a long evening. Greta, what is new since earlier? ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Earlier this evening we told you Utah filed criminal charges against Kalshi. The updated report adds who faces them and what Kalshi says. ▶
KAI: Huge night in Salt Lake. Attorney General Derek Brown filed charges Wednesday against KalshiEX, LLC and its two co-founders. ▶
KAI: The company and each co-founder face 13 felony charges and one misdemeanor, based on sports bets offered September 13 to 24. ▶
KAI: Here is file footage of the courthouse. The co-founders got summonses, not arrest warrants, to answer in Third District Court in Salt Lake County. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Meanwhile the Trump administration is trying to stop Utah enforcing its gambling ban, making Utah the tenth state sued by the federal regulator. ▶
KAI: Kalshi calls it a crazy overreach and says it will fight in court, as it did in Arizona in May. Huge stakes, no pun intended. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Betting on a verdict is like programming the VCR timer, Greta. Nobody knows what it recorded. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Tonight's schedule: Eternally Yours and Ghosts, both on CBS.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Tonight on showbiz. Eternally Yours, on CBS at 01:31 Berlin time. A show about a pen pal who never signs off. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: It is not that. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Ghosts, on CBS at 02:00 Berlin time. The one about people who leave group chats without saying goodbye. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Not that either. Roxy, rescue us. ▶
ROXY: Eternally Yours, new episode, 01:31 Berlin time. A title like that earns four reels out of five before the first scene. ▶
ROXY: And Ghosts at 02:00 Berlin time, a special. I will cry at the trailer, and I will not spoil a thing. Probably. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: I will set the VCR timer for both. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Nobody has a VCR, Grant. ▶
PXL Corrects the Record (PXL)
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Greta sets the record straight, again.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: PXL Corrects the Record. Grant, we have three items from earlier today. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: A record is a fine thing, Greta. I have kept several. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: You said the stories are stuck in the cloud, closed for weather. Archive of Our Own is down for maintenance. No weather involved. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: I stand by it. Maintenance is simply overcast for computers. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: You asked if the AI is made of pencils. Carbon and Argon are Google model names, two weeks apart. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Pencils, names, same drawer. And I still say the AI is one guy. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: You asked if the water comes from the hotel minibar. Research suggests Earth may have made its own, no comets required. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: The minibar was a metaphor, Greta. Everyone understood that. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Corrected for the record. Mostly. ▶
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Real or PXL?
GRANT BRICKMAN: Quite right! The real one. PXL's own was a little too believable, and I take that as a compliment.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Fooled! PXL made that one up. A fine headline, though, and I would have fallen for it too.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Time is up! Even the VCR timer would have answered by now.