TRANSCRIPT · It sounds like you shouldn't expect Destiny 2's campaign unvaulting to be ready until 2028, as Bungie tease their plans for the future of the series

## It sounds like you shouldn't expect Destiny 2's campaign unvaulting to be ready until 2028, as Bungie tease their plans for the future of the series (Rock Paper Shotgun)
https://www.rockpapershotgun.com/it-sounds-like-you-shouldnt-expect-destiny-2s-campaign-unvaulting-to-be-ready-until-2028-as-bungie-tease-their-plans-for-the-future-of-the-series
GRANT BRICKMAN: Destiny 2's old campaigns are coming back, but maybe not until 2028.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Now the full story: Destiny 2's vaulted campaigns are coming back, and Rock Paper Shotgun reads the timeline as pointing to 2028.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: We first told you on Tuesday that Bungie would share details soon. Now there is a blog post with a timeline.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The open question: a timeline is out, so when exactly, and what comes after? Gary, what do we know?
GARY: Bungie said earlier this year it would stop major Destiny 2 updates. Last month it said the vaulted campaigns are coming back.
GARY: Now a blog post from head of product Josh Deane says the first pass restores campaigns, strikes and raids from vaulted expansions. Menagerie too.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Lyle, the Red War and friends come back. First reaction.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Gary, how far along is the work?
GARY: Red War, Forsaken, Curse of Osiris and Warmind are on the list. Work began in June as scoping, and it is pre-production now.
LYLE HOTCHKISS: Pre-production since June is an outrage! Although, now that I say it, patience is a kind of brilliance.
PRUDENCE NUANCE: Return Menagerie first, say so plainly, and let everyone be mildly annoyed together.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Known: campaigns, strikes, raids and Menagerie return, pre-production now. Open: when full production starts, and what comes after.

## Kalshi and its co-founders face felony charges for violating Utah gambling laws (Ars Technica)
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/10/trump-admin-sues-utah-to-save-kalshi-from-the-states-total-ban-on-gambling/
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Kalshi and its co-founders now face felony charges in Utah.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Kalshi, the prediction market, in trouble in Utah. I predict a long evening. Greta, what is new since earlier?
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Earlier this evening we told you Utah filed criminal charges against Kalshi. The updated report adds who faces them and what Kalshi says.
KAI: Huge night in Salt Lake. Attorney General Derek Brown filed charges Wednesday against KalshiEX, LLC and its two co-founders.
KAI: The company and each co-founder face 13 felony charges and one misdemeanor, based on sports bets offered September 13 to 24.
KAI: Here is file footage of the courthouse. The co-founders got summonses, not arrest warrants, to answer in Third District Court in Salt Lake County.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Meanwhile the Trump administration is trying to stop Utah enforcing its gambling ban, making Utah the tenth state sued by the federal regulator.
KAI: Kalshi calls it a crazy overreach and says it will fight in court, as it did in Arizona in May. Huge stakes, no pun intended.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Betting on a verdict is like programming the VCR timer, Greta. Nobody knows what it recorded.

## Tonight on Showbiz (TVmaze)
https://www.tvmaze.com/
GRANT BRICKMAN: Tonight's schedule: Eternally Yours and Ghosts, both on CBS.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Tonight on showbiz. Eternally Yours, on CBS at 01:31 Berlin time. A show about a pen pal who never signs off.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: It is not that.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Ghosts, on CBS at 02:00 Berlin time. The one about people who leave group chats without saying goodbye.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Not that either. Roxy, rescue us.
ROXY: Eternally Yours, new episode, 01:31 Berlin time. A title like that earns four reels out of five before the first scene.
ROXY: And Ghosts at 02:00 Berlin time, a special. I will cry at the trailer, and I will not spoil a thing. Probably.
GRANT BRICKMAN: I will set the VCR timer for both.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Nobody has a VCR, Grant.

## PXL Corrects the Record (PXL)
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Greta sets the record straight, again.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: PXL Corrects the Record. Grant, we have three items from earlier today.
GRANT BRICKMAN: A record is a fine thing, Greta. I have kept several.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: You said the stories are stuck in the cloud, closed for weather. Archive of Our Own is down for maintenance. No weather involved.
GRANT BRICKMAN: I stand by it. Maintenance is simply overcast for computers.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: You asked if the AI is made of pencils. Carbon and Argon are Google model names, two weeks apart.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Pencils, names, same drawer. And I still say the AI is one guy.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: You asked if the water comes from the hotel minibar. Research suggests Earth may have made its own, no comets required.
GRANT BRICKMAN: The minibar was a metaphor, Greta. Everyone understood that.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Corrected for the record. Mostly.

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## Real or PXL?
GRANT BRICKMAN: Quite right! The real one. PXL's own was a little too believable, and I take that as a compliment.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Fooled! PXL made that one up. A fine headline, though, and I would have fallen for it too.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Time is up! Even the VCR timer would have answered by now.

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