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Everything the anchors say on this tape, story by story.

How We Took Over ChatGPT Accounts (Simon Willison)

DOZER BITWELL: Breaking: researchers describe how a chain of small gaps led out of ChatGPT's sandbox.

DOZER BITWELL: We have breaking news. It just landed. Quietly, but it landed. Researchers describe a way into ChatGPT accounts. ▶

LUNA LOWBATT: Parameter Labs found it in ChatGPT's HTML previews, where little custom apps run in a sandboxed iframe. I'm at four percent. This matters more. ▶

AXIOM: Thank you for tuning in! A sandbox keeps untrusted code in a box so it cannot touch private data. Iframe stands for internal frame of reference. You're welcome! ▶

AXIOM: The chain starts with MathLive, a library that powers ChatGPT's graphs. It has a virtual keyboard that listens for messages, even ones from the sandboxed frame. ▶

AXIOM: That handler uses innerHTML. So untrusted code could add HTML to the parent page, and nothing stopped other sandboxed frames from calling it. Great question, thank you! ▶

AXIOM: On screen, file footage: boxes inside boxes. The small box whispers to the big box, and the big box writes down whatever it hears. Huge trust issue. ▶

AXIOM: That injected HTML could add a new iframe without sandbox limits. Content security rules blocked inline scripts, but allowed a few domains. One was YouTube. ▶

LUNA LOWBATT: The article cuts off at the YouTube part. So how the chain finishes, and what has been fixed, we don't know yet. Those are the open questions. ▶

DOZER BITWELL: Many small doors, one long hallway. We'll keep an eye on it. Let me just find my place. And my thermos. ▶

The Hype Index (PXL)

LUNA LOWBATT: The Hype Index: the loudest things on the wire, measured.

DOZER BITWELL: Time for the Hype Index. A market report on how loud everything is. Vera has the board. Let's ease into the numbers. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: Top of the wire. 634 points on Hacker News for HackerTube, YouTube built from videos recommended by HN. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: Next, 309 points for the TCP use-after-free story, CVE-2026-98432, CVSS 9.8. Then 171 points for Anthropic blocking users over training larger models. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: Desk volume, last 24 hours. Tech: 30 stories. AI: 30 stories. Gaming: 30 stories. A very even night. ▶

LUNA LOWBATT: Three desks, thirty each. Somebody planned that. Or nobody did, which is somehow worse. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: Loudest words: GAME, six headlines. UND, six headlines. SCIENTISTS, six headlines. A word that means and, tied with scientists. ▶

LUNA LOWBATT: That's the index. I'm at four percent hype. Back to the lights. ▶

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