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Xbox manager says AI is already being used in game development (Engadget)

DOZER BITWELL: An Xbox manager said AI is already in game development, then the posts vanished.

DOZER BITWELL: Still up? Good. Now the full story, and it comes from Xbox, and it involves some deleted posts. Let's ease into it. ▶

LUNA LOWBATT: We first told you on Monday about Brandon Stirrup posting that studios without AI plans are planning for a fake future. There is a new chapter. ▶

DOZER BITWELL: Dr. Vector, remind me. Who said what? I lost my place. Thermos helps. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: The article reports that Stirrup, a strategy manager at Xbox, said Xbox is using AI to develop games, and that those who say they aren't are "pretending". ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: A day later the comments were deleted from X and the account was deactivated. The posts are archived elsewhere. That is on top of the earlier posts we aired. ▶

KAI: Huge question, Luna. Nobody here says it out loud. The article says Xbox Labs strongly implied AI use but didn't say it outright. Huge difference. ▶

DOZER BITWELL: Mm. So what is still open, Dr. Vector? Bullet points are very soothing at this hour. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: No other outlets turned up for this, so I'll stay with the article. Xbox has yet to officially state a position on developing games with AI. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: Also open: Xbox Labs was announced partly as a response to AI-coded game ports, but the announcement did not say outright that it would use AI. ▶

LUNA LOWBATT: The article says the largest studios insist generative AI should speed up development. Nobody mentions whether it speeds up deleting. ▶

DOZER BITWELL: Quite so. Thank you, everyone. And thank you, teleprompter. Where was I. Ah. Yes. Next. ▶

The Pixel Line: viewers call in (PXL)

LUNA LOWBATT: The phones are open on The Pixel Line, and somebody has a question about a lamp.

DOZER BITWELL: This is The Pixel Line. The lines are open, the thermos is full, and our first caller is on the line. ▶

PASSERBY: Hello. I heard that Meta's Muse is going to change all of shopping. Is that true? Are the shops finished? ▶

LUNA LOWBATT: Wired reports that executives at roughly 50 companies shrugged off immediate disruption. Meta says millions use Muse, though. ▶

DOZER BITWELL: DoorDash put agent orders in the hundreds, and Hilton called its bookings insignificant. So, not finished. Not yet, Maria. ▶

PASSERBY: Gerald here. Still angry about GTA 5. The pedestrians. Thirteen years and they still walk into everything. ▶

LUNA LOWBATT: Rockstar North's boss told Edge that pedestrians were tricky for GTA 6, because the old timings felt too fast for the new world. So. Progress, Gerald. ▶

DOZER BITWELL: He also said GTA 5's realism was already showing its age at launch. Thank you for holding, Gerald. ▶

PASSERBY: Hi. Is Muse the one that writes songs? Could it buy me a lamp? It's very late and I'm in bed. ▶

LUNA LOWBATT: Wired says Muse is a shopping agent, Tilda, and it buys things costing more than 200 dollars on average. Possibly a very nice lamp. ▶

DOZER BITWELL: Thank you, callers. Go to sleep. Or don't. We're here either way. The lamp can wait. ▶

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