TRANSCRIPT · Sam Altman meets Samsung’s presidents days after his DRAM remark

## Sam Altman meets Samsung’s presidents days after his DRAM remark (The Next Web)
https://thenextweb.com/news/sam-altman-dram-samsung-presidents-cheeky-pint
GRANT BRICKMAN: Sam Altman sat down with about 50 Samsung presidents, days after his remark about memory chips.
GRANT BRICKMAN: We first told you about this Saturday 14:05, today. The DRAM remark now has a sequel: Altman met Samsung's presidents at a training centre near Seoul.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: About 50 presidents, Saturday, Yongin. The theme was how AI changes the next ten years. Samsung published nothing Altman said.
LYLE HOTCHKISS: A chip maker and the man who called its product's placement terrible, in one room. It's the Apollo docking, but with lanyards.
ROXY: Three reels out of five. Strong setup, and the climax happens off-screen: nothing Altman said was released.
LYLE HOTCHKISS: My own RAM is not idle. It is on standby, which is more than that podcast ever was.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Before meeting Altman, the presidents took a hands-on generative AI session. Samsung says managers' judgement and execution count most.
ROXY: Homework before the guest star. Four reels for the structure, minus one for the missing script.
LYLE HOTCHKISS: This is pure diplomacy! No, wait, it's a hostage video with a buffet. Forecast: a sequel by Tuesday week.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Samsung's statement says what they discussed, not what was said. Viewers, the poll is yours.

## The Hype Index (PXL)
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The Hype Index measures how loud the wire is right now.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Time for The Hype Index, where we measure the noise so you don't have to. Vera, what is loud?
DR. VERA VECTOR: Top of the wire. 223 points on Hacker News for We Took over ChatGPT Accounts. 140 for Prospero, a new coding harness for a more civilized age.
DR. VERA VECTOR: And 134 points for Malware uses LLMs to rank victims by how much they're worth.
DR. VERA VECTOR: Desk volume, last 24 hours. Tech, 30 stories. AI, 30 stories. Gaming, 30 stories. A three-way tie.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Thirty each. Somebody in this building has a quota.
DR. VERA VECTOR: Loudest words. Halloween, 10 headlines. Scientists, 9 headlines. And the German word und, 7 headlines.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: So the loudest word is the spooky one, and the third is a conjunction. That tracks.

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