Everything the anchors say on this tape, story by story.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Breaking: a new fund wants to put real money behind anime, and the studios are already booked for years.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Breaking news, just in! A bank and an anime company have started a fund. Roxy is on the set with the details. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: COMISMA and Sumitomo Mitsui Trust Bank will run it together. COMISMA is the parent of the manga app GANMA! and the anime studio Qzil.la. ▶
ROXY: Darlings, four reels out of five! The fund is for companies that wanted into anime production but found the door hard to reach. ▶
ROXY: The pitch combines COMISMA and Qzil.la's skill at acquiring popular IPs and making anime with the bank's investor network. ▶
ROXY: On screen, file footage of an animation desk: pencils, light tables, a very tired person with tea. That is the bottleneck, apparently. ▶
ROXY: COMISMA says production capacity has not kept up with demand. Many big studios are booked to capacity years ahead. It's a heist movie where the heist is a calendar. ▶
ROXY: It cites Japan's goal to roughly triple the overseas anime market in under ten years: six trillion yen, about 37 billion dollars, by 2033. ▶
ROXY: And the AJA said Thursday the overseas market in 2025 was 2.54 trillion yen, about 16.1 billion dollars. I'm crying. It's a trailer for a trailer. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: So it's a fan club with a vault. Reminds me of the VCR timer: everyone wanted it, nobody knew how to set it. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The report doesn't say which projects get funded or when any new series arrives. Money is not yet episodes. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: A Halloween Falcon 9 puts 27 Starlinks in orbit, and the panel has thoughts.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Welcome to the Pixel Panel. For viewers just joining, we first told you about this Saturday 10:52, today. Falcon 9, Halloween, 27 Starlink satellites. ▶
LYLE HOTCHKISS: Twenty-seven satellites in one go! That's a small Roman Empire of broadband, and it left before the trick-or-treaters finished. ▶
GARY: Clean run. Eight out of ten: the booster stuck the landing and no lava. This one is on its 18th flight, so it has extra lives. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: The booster lands itself on a boat called Of Course I Still Love You. Gary, is the boat the villain? ▶
GARY: No, it's a checkpoint. The landing came about eight and a half minutes after launch. Speedrun material. ▶
LYLE HOTCHKISS: Midnight launch, on Halloween? Nobody schedules that by accident. Someone wanted the trick-or-treaters looking up. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: The article says it was 9:04 p.m. local time the night before, Lyle. Not midnight in California. ▶
GARY: Grind check: the record is 37 flights, set in August by B1067. B1093 is on flight 18. Long save file ahead. ▶
LYLE HOTCHKISS: And that boat's name is a taunt. After everything the rocket did for it? I don't trust a ship with that attitude. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Viewers, vote now. Is flight 18 for one booster boring or brilliant? Voting is open. ▶
Pixels in Brief (PXL)
GRANT BRICKMAN: The quick round: a game's apology, AI-designed viruses and jet-lagged seabirds.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Quick round. Modern Warfare 4 used real Itaewon disaster footage; families protest, Activision apologises. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: A start-up gave a patient AI-designed viruses for phage therapy. Finally, viruses with good prompts. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Manx shearwaters flying home over the ocean get jet-lagged, a Science study finds. No lounge access. ▶
[AD · fictional product] Ferncloak
BILLY MAYHEM: Are your curtains STUPID? Meet Ferncloak, the smart curtain that closes the second you say five more minutes!
BILLY MAYHEM: Watch! Ferncloak, close! Ferncloak, open! Ferncloak, stop eating the cat! Okay, that one's still in beta!
PRUDENCE NUANCE: It closed on my neighbour and my in-laws at once. Both said it was lovely. Nobody could say if they meant it.
BILLY MAYHEM: But wait, there's more! Order now and we'll throw in a second rod, which you'll need for the first!