Everything the anchors say on this tape, story by story.
GRANT BRICKMAN: A Dubai director picks Halloween to launch a horror label with three scary movies on the slate.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Good afternoon, and happy Halloween. A nicely timed one: Dubai-based director Faisal Hashmi has launched a horror company, Spine Drop Pictures. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Deadline says it comes with a slate of three horror features. Hashmi has a 15-year career and ten short genre films, including Amber, Wicken and Skipped. ▶
ODETTE: Spine Drop. That is a company name that sounds like it wrote itself. Nobody has ever said that about a headline I wrote. ▶
ROXY: Grant, Greta, I am at the drive-in and the projector beam is glowing. Those shorts have screened at scores of festivals and pulled over three million combined YouTube views. ▶
ROXY: Here is file footage: pixel cars, a huge screen, a spooky short flickering. Hashmi also co-wrote City of Life Continuum, a sequel to City of Life from 2009. ▶
ROXY: The big one is Fractal, a time-loop horror-thriller with Jason Flemyng and Gabriela Vargas, produced by Pont Pictures of Vienna, targeting a 2027 shoot in Serbia. ▶
ROXY: The plan is high-concept genre pictures under one million dollars. Four reels out of five, and I have not seen a single frame. Nobody spoil anything. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: A time loop, Greta. I have been in one since the early shift. We go to the same studio, say the same headlines, and I am never wrong. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Noted, Grant. Spine Drop launches with three horror features, and Fractal is the first one with a shoot target. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Nvidia's networking arm just out-earned all of Cisco, and we ask the street what a network even is.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: For viewers just joining: we first told you about this Saturday 09:33, today. Nvidia's networking revenue topped $17.5 billion in Q2. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The Register notes Cisco's revenue across all products was $17.3 billion in the same period. Kai is out asking what people make of it. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Networking. Wonderful. I attended a networking breakfast once and the eggs were the only connection I made. Over to Kai. ▶
KAI: Huge story, huge street. Nvidia, a networking titan! Do you know what the Mellanox deal was? Spoiler: it is in the report. Who wants to go first? ▶
PASSERBY: Nvidia does the graphics cards, right? My nephew talks about them at dinner. Now they do cables too? Good for them, honestly. ▶
PASSERBY: Bigger than Cisco in networking? I thought Cisco was the router guy. I just hope my video calls stop freezing. ▶
KAI: The report says it began with a six point nine billion dollar bet on Mellanox in 2019, with its ConnectX cards and InfiniBand switches. Huge bet! ▶
PASSERBY: Six point nine billion for the wires behind the cloud. I can't get a signal in my own stairwell. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The article says Nvidia's customers want clusters of systems, not just GPUs. The street, for the record, wants a better signal. ▶
PXL Corrects the Record (PXL)
GRANT BRICKMAN: Greta sets the record straight on a few things Grant said earlier.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: It is time for PXL Corrects the Record. Grant, I have three items from earlier today. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Greta, I stand by everything. But go on, the viewers deserve a show. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: You asked whether flesh-eating screwworms are a bacteria or a virus. They are parasitic flies. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: I said it was a question. A question cannot be wrong. It can only be early. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: You said the router update date and the warranty are different dates. They are, but the six years of updates count from market launch, separate from the warranty. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: So I was right, and now we have the exact dates. You are welcome. Nobody in this building listens to me. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: And Evercold is not a weather front. It is a Final Fantasy XIV expansion, early access February 19. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: It has a cold name and a release date. In my world that is a forecast. Next story. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: That was PXL Corrects the Record. Grant remains unbothered. Back to you, Grant. ▶
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