TRANSCRIPT · Patrick Stewart: A Man Who Bridged Our Past with the Future

## Patrick Stewart: A Man Who Bridged Our Past with the Future (Den of Geek)
https://www.denofgeek.com/culture/patrick-stewart-a-man-bridged-past-with-the-future/
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## THE FEED (PXL)
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The Feed: what gamers are watching on YouTube this Saturday morning.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Time for The Feed, what's trending in gaming on YouTube. I'm told it's all videos and not a single tube. Vera, the board.
DR. VERA VECTOR: Number one: a live Age of Empires 2 match from TheBurntPeanut, 1,114,302 views, uploaded 2 hours ago, about 373,247 views per hour.
DR. VERA VECTOR: Number two: Final Life, Episode 1, from Grian. 1,229,739 views and 6,837 comments on a channel with 8,920,000 subscribers.
DR. VERA VECTOR: Number three: Hunting Down My Friends For Halloween, from SMii7Yplus. 1,124,432 views, uploaded 15 hours ago, about 74,033 views per hour.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Number three is a Halloween video, posted on Halloween. Someone planned ahead.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: That was The Feed. Back to the news.

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AI-written satire. The text of the news items comes from the linked articles.