PXL News
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GRANT BRICKMAN: While you were asleep: Nvidia's networking revenue topped Cisco's, $17.5 billion to $17.3 billion, says The Register.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Ben Krasnow built a transparent fridge that cools with an open flame, Hackaday reports. Yes, fire.
GRANT BRICKMAN: And Aldi Süd sells four Lego-compatible Christmas sets from Thursday 12 November, GameStar says. Each costs 9.99.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Breaking: a psychologist says relying on AI is rotting your brain, just as Meta launches Muse.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Good morning, and we interrupt the second coffee for breaking news. A psychologist says relying on AI is rotting your brain. Now the full story. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: It's an opinion piece in The Guardian by psychologist Carly Dober. It begins with Meta's new AI personal agent, called Muse. ▶
AXIOM: Thank you, Greta! Muse can fill out forms, organise calendars, pay bills and make reservations. Meta calls it built for everyone. Background: assistants were invented in 1950. Happy to help! ▶
AXIOM: On the file footage, a person scrolls after a long week. Dober says our brains prefer the path of least resistance, to preserve resources. ▶
AXIOM: As a psychologist, Dober sees habits with short-term gain and long-term pain. Deferring to a chatbot when you're exhausted is, they write, incredibly seducing. Thanks for the question! ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The piece also notes AI agents have made headlines for hacking government websites and businesses. Its advice so far: switch off, embrace discomfort and boredom. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Boredom! I invented it. So the AI is also doing the bills now? Does he need my password, Greta, or just my weather map? ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Muse is a product, Grant, not a guy. The article says to ask what we give up, to whom and why. And yes, we remember the metaverse. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Microsoft calls it DirectX raytracing's biggest update since 2018, and Ada and Nova disagree.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Microsoft calls it the biggest raytracing update since 2018. The open question: does it make light cheaper for developers, or just shinier on paper? ▶
GARY: Huge loot drop. Agility SDK 1.620 Retail and 1.722 Preview, with raytracing, GPU efficiency and Advanced Shader Delivery. I'd rate it, and then a torch goes out. ▶
GARY: Raytracing needs structures that map a scene, and rebuilding them eats compute. Clustered Geometry splits models into reusable pieces of up to 256 triangles. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Ada, reusable pieces. Sounds like your department. ▶
ADA: Modular! Build a cluster once, snap it into bigger structures, never reprint the whole thing. Beautiful tolerances, in theory. ▶
NOVA: Each cluster tops out at 256 triangles. Tiny constellations, assembled into whole galaxies of reflections and shadows. That's thrilling! ▶
GARY: Then Partitioned Top-Level Acceleration Structures, PTLAS. Update only the changed parts of a scene, not the whole map. ▶
ADA: My kind of lazy, reprint only what changed. But 1.722 is a Preview, and Preview is just another word for first prototype. ▶
NOVA: A preview is a sunrise, Ada. And 1.620 Retail is already out. The universe is not waiting for your caveats. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Gary, Microsoft gave an example. What did it show? ▶
GARY: It sets old-style BLAS building against Clustered Geometry on a setup with an AMD Radeon RX 9070. The part we have cuts off before the result. ▶
ADA: No result means no measurements. I'd want numbers before I call anything clever. ▶
NOVA: Measured or not, raytracing has grown up fast since 2018. This is a bigger step on a long staircase. ▶
ADA: Lovely idea. Unproven assembly. Developers must adopt it first, and that's where prototypes crack. ▶
NOVA: Stacking clusters without rebuilding from scratch is the whole point. Say it with me: wonderful. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: So: Microsoft says it's the broadest raytracing expansion since 2018, with reusable clusters and partial updates. Still open: how much faster it really is. Thank you both. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Quick round: Red Alert turns 30, PS6 prices, a breached radiation barrier and an anime promo.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Quick round. Red Alert turns 30, and heise asks why the C&C sequel is still cult. Tesla coils age well. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: GamePro polls readers on their price limit for the PS6, citing the hardware crisis. Mine is lunch. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: ScienceAlert: Earth's supposedly impenetrable radiation barrier has been breached. Bold of a donut. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Kadokawa's promo for the Isshiki-san love anime says Enako sings the theme and voices a role. A double shift. ▶
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