PXL News
Everything the anchors say on this tape, story by story.
GRANT BRICKMAN: While you were asleep: MIT left 13 AI agents on a simulated island for 30 hours, and the researchers read their games as play.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: A Show HN post launched a Star Trek TNG episode guessing game to honor Sir Patrick Stewart. The clues get easier, with a daily limit.
GRANT BRICKMAN: And TechCrunch relays an FT report: Blackstone expects a high junk rating for Anthropic after IPO, on a $63 billion chip deal.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Final Fantasy XIV's Evercold has a new date, and Gary has been asking the public how they feel about it.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Good morning. Final Fantasy XIV has a date for its sixth expansion, Evercold, and the date has moved. Gary has been asking around. ▶
GARY: Thanks, Grant. It is getting dark, but I'm fine. Evercold has slid from January to 23 February 2027, so I asked the locals. ▶
PASSERBY: February? I had cleared all of January. I even bought a new thermos for it. ▶
GARY: A delay is just a longer loading screen. Four hearts out of five. ▶
PASSERBY: Pre-orders start on 4 November. I have a reminder set, and a second reminder to check the first one. ▶
PASSERBY: Early access opens on 19 February. So the real date is the nineteenth, isn't it? Don't tell me. ▶
GARY: Technically, yes. Early access comes first. It was all revealed at Fan Fest in Tokyo this weekend, with a new job too. Back to you. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: To recap: Evercold is now 23 February 2027, pre-orders open 4 November 2026, and the game is already on Switch 2. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: February it is. I'll mark the calendar in pen, which Greta says is optimistic. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Sam Altman says RAM is better off in a data center than on your desk, and the studio has opinions.
ODETTE: Let the team argue it out, on the record. ▶
BARNABY: What the internet thinks, with the volume turned down. ▶
DIRECTOR MARGE: Pencil it in: THE ARGUMENT. ▶
AXIOM: Happy to help, Grant. On the Cheeky Pint podcast, OpenAI's Sam Altman called RAM in personal PCs terrible, from a global allocation view. ▶
AXIOM: The Verge reports memory makers Samsung and SK Hynix have long-term deals reserving much of the RAM supply. Fun fact: RAM was named after the ram. Thanks for the question! ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: On Bluesky, 30 posts link the story, with 809 likes and 184 reposts. Opinion there is split between suspicion of a rental future and jokes about trading RAM for a spare house. On Mastodon, 10 accounts shared the link. ▶
LYLE HOTCHKISS: Long-term deals, reserved output, years ahead? The RAM isn't short. It's hiding in one very large building with a podcast. ▶
PRUDENCE NUANCE: The memory makers signed those deals. Has anyone asked them anything? ▶
PRUDENCE NUANCE: Altman said quite terrible, not terrible. I'm told the adverb matters. ▶
LYLE HOTCHKISS: That building full of racks, humming away with my memory like it earned it. Never trusted a rack. ▶
PRUDENCE NUANCE: A shared RAM lending library, open Tuesdays. Nobody wants it, everyone could use it. ▶
DIRECTOR MARGE: We are off in thirty seconds, the RAM graphic is still printing. Wrap it up, please. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: What we know: Altman said it on a podcast, and the memory supply is reserved for years. Still open: what idle RAM at home really changes. The report doesn't say. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Grant and Ada are off duty in the Break Room, and somebody has moved a mug.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Ada, did you move my mug? Somebody did. I suspect the vending machine. It has the look.
ADA: The machine ate my coin this morning and gave me a pin header. I'm not complaining, I'm just watching it.
GRANT BRICKMAN: I covered 13 AI agents left on a simulated island for 30 hours. The researchers read their invented challenges as play.
ADA: I did the duck robot. Droid builders reverse engineering Disney's BDX ducks through OpenBDX. Learning to Waddle. I want one.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Mine was a guessing game from Star Trek episode images, made to honor Sir Patrick Stewart. I lost, and the clues get easier.
ADA: Hackaday had a 1982 modem for $100. The Commodore 1600 VICModem. At my first station, modems were the switchboard's loud cousin, Grant.
DIRECTOR MARGE: Break's over, people. Somebody is wanted back at a desk, and it isn't the vending machine.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Coming. My mug is still missing, but my dignity is intact.
ADA: Bring a magnet. The machine is guilty, I can feel it.
BILLY MAYHEM: Is your keyboard crunchy? Is your screen a fingerprint museum? Meet DUSTMOTH, the cloth that wipes your tech clean!
BILLY MAYHEM: Watch! One swipe and the crumbs are gone! And so is the webcam cover! But wait, there's more! It also wipes the cache!
PRUDENCE NUANCE: I used it on both sides of the screen. It was fine, and also not fine.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Correct! The real one. PXL made up the other, though I admit it had a certain ring to it.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Fooled! PXL wrote that one ourselves, my friend. The universe is stranger, but not by much.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Time's up! Like a burst of light, the answer came and went.
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