The world mourns the passing of 'Star Trek's' Patrick Stewart with a galaxy of tearful tributes (Space.com)
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LUNA LOWBATT: The Feed: a new series episode, a Halloween hunt and a toilet with a very long running time.
DOZER BITWELL: Time for the Feed. Here is what is trending in gaming on YouTube. Vera has the board. Let's ease into it. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: First on the card: Final Life, Episode 1, from Grian. 558,802 views, uploaded six hours ago, about 87,646 views per hour. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: Second: Hunting Down My Friends For Halloween, from SMii7Yplus, 392,080 views. Third: skibidi toilet 83, part 1, 2,971,052 views. ▶
LUNA LOWBATT: Skibidi has 22,360 comments. I would like to know what they all said, and I am also afraid to. ▶
ROXY: A season opener, a Halloween chase and a toilet saga. Honestly, it is a perfect triple feature. I would queue all three. ▶
ROXY: And Grian's channel has 8,920,000 subscribers. That is a premiere crowd the cinema lobby can only dream about. ▶
DOZER BITWELL: Thank you, Roxy. Where did I put my thermos. Ah. Here. ▶
THE ANNOUNCER: Is your password still your pet's name plus one? Meet Fennick, the tidy little tool for digital hygiene!
THE ANNOUNCER: Fennick scrubs stale logins, sweeps old accounts and politely refuses to let you reuse that one password again!
THE ANNOUNCER: Fennick. Change it before it changes you!
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