Everything the anchors say on this tape, story by story.
GRANT BRICKMAN: A hotline's 25,000 calls become the biggest psychedelic dataset yet, and the headline says it is disturbing.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Tonight, a database of more than 25,000 anonymized calls to a psychedelic support line. Nova is out asking the public what they make of it. ▶
NOVA: It's a nonprofit hotline, the Fireside Project, where trained volunteers offer peer support. Would you call a support line like that? Anyone? ▶
PASSERBY: I only call hotlines for my internet provider. Twenty-five thousand calls sounds like the longest hold music ever recorded. ▶
PASSERBY: Two hundred and twenty volunteers picking up the phone. Honestly, they're the story. Nobody picks up for me, not even my mother. ▶
NOVA: The researchers say most use happens at homes, festivals and gatherings, not in clinics. So where did the knowledge gap come from? ▶
PASSERBY: So it was always happening out in the world and nobody was writing it down. Sounds like every office meeting I've ever been in. ▶
PASSERBY: Bigger than all the clinical trials put together? I can't even get my group chat to answer one question. ▶
NOVA: Twenty-five thousand conversations, one small planet. Zoom out far enough and every call is a tiny blinking light. Back to you. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The study is in Science Advances. The headline calls the finding disturbing, but the article we have doesn't say what it is. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Fender and The Pokémon Company are making two electric guitars, and our panel has opinions.
GARY: The article calls them beautiful and says the 30th anniversary merch keeps coming thick and fast. Good loot drop, no lava in sight. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Gary, what else do we know? Price, release date, specs? ▶
GARY: The article doesn't say. It sends readers to the full piece on Nintendo Life. And nothing has happened in the discussion yet. ▶
ROXY: Red and Green is a buddy movie with strings. The article's own title, Shred and Green, practically writes the sequel. ▶
ROXY: Merch that rocks is rarer than a good game adaptation. Fender earns full marks for the concept alone. ▶
PRUDENCE NUANCE: Rare, yes. The article never says whether anyone can actually buy one. ▶
PRUDENCE NUANCE: Which Pokémon sings is a question the article leaves to the fans. ▶
The Spin Room (PXL)
GRANT BRICKMAN: Same month of streaming, two very different headlines. Welcome to the Spin Room.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Welcome to the Spin Room, where one event wears two headlines and I wear the better suit. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Heise online went with: „Neue Filme und Serien bei Netflix, Disney+ und Amazon Prime im November 2026“. Three services, one list. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: IGN went with: "Everything Coming to Netflix in November 2026". One service, and the word everything. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Clearly the same article, Greta. One is simply in German to save space. The Germans are very efficient with vowels. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: No. Heise names Scrubs season 2 on Disney+, Blood & Sinners on Netflix and Madden on Prime. IGN leads with around 30 Christmas movies on Netflix. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: IGN leaves out the other services. Heise barely mentions the Christmas pile. Spin score: 77 out of 100. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Seventy-seven means the Christmas movies won. I'll be watching them in November, as the calendar intended. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: That is not what the score means, Grant. It measures how differently the headlines are worded. Nothing more. ▶
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Weather
STORMY BYTES: London first: 14 degrees, clear sky, wind 12 km/h. Today's high is 16, low 10, rain chance 0 percent, overcast later. Even the clouds are shy.
STORMY BYTES: Paris now: 12 degrees, clear sky, wind 8 km/h. High 16, low 7, rain chance 0 percent, partly cloudy. Très chill, très calm.
STORMY BYTES: Berlin: 9 degrees, light drizzle, wind 8 km/h. High 9, low 7. The rain chance says 0 percent, the drizzle disagrees. Hype stays low.
STORMY BYTES: Madrid is a warm 19 degrees, partly cloudy, wind 2 km/h. Today's high is 22, low 10, rain chance 0 percent. Hype is rising gently.
STORMY BYTES: Rome closes the tour: 16 degrees, partly cloudy, wind 1 km/h. High 20, low 9, rain chance 13 percent. Pack a very small umbrella.
Real or PXL?
GRANT BRICKMAN: Correct! The real one has a sharp blade and a blunt Deck. PXL made the other up, and I'm quite proud of the farming.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Ah, fooled! PXL made that one up, a farming sim on the Lumen Slate. Never existed. Beautifully believable, though, wasn't it?
GRANT BRICKMAN: Time's up! The real headline was the one with the blade. The farming sim was ours. Better luck next round.