PXL News

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Everything the anchors say on this tape, story by story.

Special Report: Update (PXL)

GRANT BRICKMAN: New words from Francis Lawrence on why Red Rising never worked out at Netflix.

GRANT BRICKMAN: Which part of the Red Rising plan did Netflix lack the courage for?

GRANT BRICKMAN: An update on our special report. There are new headlines, and the director is talking. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: Moviepilot has the story. Here is how the new headline reads. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: The report says a Red Rising adaptation has been in the works for 12 years. Lawrence explained the Netflix failure while promoting the new Hunger Games film. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: Twelve years. In television, that is one pilot season. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: The headline quote is "They never had the courage". Beyond that, we only have what the report says. ▶

Azume One – A 2.8mm sensor that turns any regular wristwatch into a health tracker (Crowdfunding) (CNX Software)

GRETA FOOTNOTE: A Munich startup wants your old wristwatch to do a smartwatch's job, with a sticker.

GRANT BRICKMAN: Good afternoon. A Munich startup called Azume has built a tiny health tracker that rides on the back of your ordinary wristwatch. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: It's called the Azume One. Thirty millimetres across, 2.8 thick, five grams. It's crowdfunding, so the usual caution applies. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: So it's a smartwatch for people who refuse to buy a smartwatch. I respect the stubbornness. ▶

ADA: Huge fan of the attachment trick. It uses a nano-suction surface of microscopic suction cells. No glue, no magnets, no residue. ▶

ADA: So you can peel it off and move it between compatible watches. Clever surface engineering, and it's a very tidy little disc. ▶

ADA: In this file footage we see the module and the soft nylon FitBand. Pop the sensor in and it sits against the skin for sleep, no watch needed. ▶

ADA: Inside: an optical PPG sensor and a motion sensor. It tracks heart rate, HRV, blood oxygen, skin temperature and stress, and sends it all over Bluetooth 5.4. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: The company claims up to 48 hours of battery, and apps on Android and iOS. Whether it delivers is for the backers to find out. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: Forty-eight hours. My old pager lasted longer, but it only ever told me one thing. ▶

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Weather

STORMY BYTES: Hype is rolling in from Munich this afternoon, with a high chance of sensors stuck to the back of old watches.

STORMY BYTES: Expect scattered crowdfunding showers, and a front of caution moving in from the east.

STORMY BYTES: Outlook: sticky at first, then it all peels off cleanly. No residue expected.

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