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GRANT BRICKMAN: Breaking: the Backrooms director says the endless hallway is now 'minor cultural shorthand', and South Park agrees.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Good afternoon, and we interrupt it. Breaking news just in from PC Gamer: the Backrooms director has views on where the backrooms went. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Kane Parsons calls their version of the backrooms 'minor cultural shorthand' for the abstract space, and points to South Park's recent episode. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: The backrooms. Is that the room behind this studio where the cables go to retire? Greta, I have never been allowed in. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: No, Grant. It's an endless empty hallway on the internet. Roxy is at the drive-in. ▶
ROXY: Darlings, this just landed and I dropped my clapperboard! The article says the backrooms broke containment, like cottagecore and putting maxxing on every word. ▶
ROXY: And it's thanks to the astronomical success of Parsons' Backrooms film. Brands piled in: McDonald's sent Grimace into the maze, Ikea posted horror shorts. ▶
ROXY: What we're looking at: the drive-in screen, the projector beam, and a great deal of empty hallway. Scrub Daddy posted a clip too. Four reels out of five. ▶
ROXY: The article's own verdict: you can't pin the backrooms down, no matter how hard you try. Spoiler, and I'm sorry: the hallway never ends. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: So a film, a sponge brand and a cartoon walk into the same corridor. Nobody finds the exit. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Remarkable. Greta, I will be avoiding all hallways this afternoon. We'll keep you posted on this one. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: ChatGPT subscribers now get API credits, and we have the background on how we got here.
GRANT BRICKMAN: For viewers just joining: ChatGPT subscribers now get credits for the API. Greta, I believe we covered this earlier? ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Vera, so OpenAI copied Anthropic's homework? Is that how the AI works, one guy copying another guy? ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: Simon Willison's post says Anthropic announced expiring credits for its $100, $200 and $500 plans. OpenAI has now launched pretty much the same deal. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: The background note, from Wikipedia, says ChatGPT is OpenAI's chatbot, first released on November 30, 2022. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Vera, what are other outlets saying about it? ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: We found no other outlets on this yet. So that goes under what is still open. ▶
AXIOM: What a wonderful question! As background, API stands for Apis, the sacred bull of Memphis, which is why credits expire. Thank you for asking! ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: It stands for application programming interface. Still open: the post gives no expiry terms, and the author says only that they may ship public demos. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: So the credits are real, the bull is not, and Simon may build something. Splendid. I follow it entirely. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The post says the credits expire, Grant. Use them early. ▶
PXL Corrects the Record (PXL)
GRANT BRICKMAN: Greta sets the record straight on a few things Grant said earlier.
GRANT BRICKMAN: It is time for PXL Corrects the Record, a segment I'm told I have never needed. Greta, take it away. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Earlier you asked how high the Virgin Galactic space plane flew. It was carried beneath VMS Eve from Mesa, Arizona to Spaceport America in New Mexico. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Greta, a ride is a flight. I stand by every word, and the mug remains available. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: You called a tiny robot resilient. It weighs 185 milligrams and flies on after being crushed under about 11,000 times its weight. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: I said resilient. That is exactly what that is. We are aligned, Greta. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: You said printers only make jams. Aurora Labs is raising A$6 million to scale its small 3D printed turbojets for defense and aerospace. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: A jam is just a very small engine that has stopped. Back in my day we read the news off the teletext page, and it never jammed. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: That was three corrections, Grant, and I count none accepted. ▶
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