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TRANSCRIPT

Everything the anchors say on this tape, story by story.

Watch Virgin Galactic's new 'Delta-class' space plane take to the skies for the 1st time (video) (Space.com)

GRANT BRICKMAN: Virgin Galactic's new Apeiron space plane has flown for the first time, under the wing of its carrier.

GRETA FOOTNOTE: Now the full story. We showed you Apeiron on Wednesday. Since then it has flown for the first time, from Arizona to New Mexico. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: A spaceship has flown. Splendid. Did it reach space, Greta? I want the altitude, the view, a commemorative mug. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: It flew beneath its carrier aircraft, VMS Eve, from Mesa, Arizona to Spaceport America. Think ferry, Grant, not rocket. ▶

LYLE HOTCHKISS: It hitched a lift under another plane. Columbus would have sued the carpool. ▶

PRUDENCE NUANCE: Years in the making, said the CEO. Also, strictly speaking, a lift. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: The company says Apeiron, Greek for Boundless, now goes through a series of checks and tests at Spaceport America. ▶

LYLE HOTCHKISS: One state over in a whole day, a scandal! Although, no, a first flight like that is perfectly sensible. ▶

PRUDENCE NUANCE: Early Q2 2027 for commercial flights, we reported. Those checks decide whether that holds. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: Two views, no agreement, just how I like a panel. Viewers, cast your vote. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: Apeiron is at Spaceport America, the tests are ahead, and the real flights are still to come. ▶

The Gallery [FICTION]

GRETA FOOTNOTE: A quick peek into the control room.

DIRECTOR MARGE: Standby, everyone! Intern, that last story, Meta quietly launches an AI fashion app for virtually trying on clothes. Cue the lower third!

PASSERBY: Right! The red button?

DIRECTOR MARGE: Not the red one! Never the red one!

PASSERBY: Sorry! The monitors all look the same. Why is Camera 2 moving by itself?

DIRECTOR MARGE: Because the pigeon sits on Camera 2. Again. Shoo it, gently.

DIRECTOR MARGE: Tally lights are green, we are live in a moment. Everybody breathe, then go.

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DIRECTOR MARGE: Side effects include sudden shine, suspicion of lint, talking to the sink, a sponge that judges you, and mild smugness near countertops.

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