PXL News

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Everything the anchors say on this tape, story by story.

Meta quietly launches an AI fashion app for virtually trying on clothes (Engadget)

GRANT BRICKMAN: Meta has a new app that picks your outfit, and only three countries get to wear it.

DR. VERA VECTOR: The article says Style Sketch is live in Indonesia, Singapore and Thailand. Social media consultant Matt Navarra first reported it on X. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: A few weeks ago, Meta launched Waddle World in the Philippines: a Tamagotchi-like game it calls a daily journal disguised as a pet. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: The article also notes Zuckerberg said this year that Meta will release many more apps, since AI makes them easier to build. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: And what does Style Sketch actually do? ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: TechCrunch reports it builds a virtual closet from photos you've already shared on Instagram, or from clothes you snap or upload yourself. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: The Engadget article adds that you can link Facebook too, then try outfits on a virtual model matched to your body type and skin tone. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: A model matched to my body type. Finally, someone who understands my lapels. ▶

AXIOM: Style Sketch suggests outfits from your closet, the weather, or a trip. Fun background: pockets were invented to hold the first apps. Thanks for the question! ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: What's still open: the article doesn't say whether Style Sketch will reach more countries, or how many people are using it. ▶

Aurora Labs Raises A$6M to Scale 3D Printed Turbojet Production (3DPrint.com)

GRETA FOOTNOTE: A metal 3D printing company now wants to be an engine maker, and it's raising A$6 million to do it.

GRANT BRICKMAN: Now the full story from Australia. Aurora Labs is raising A$6 million to build small turbojet engines for defense and aerospace customers. ▶

LYLE HOTCHKISS: Six million for printed jet engines? That's the Manhattan Project, if the Manhattan Project were a garden shed. ▶

NOVA: A printed turbojet! Metal built layer by layer, and then it flies. Even a star starts as hot gas getting organised. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: Lyle, the shares go at a 6.77% discount to the last trading price. Bargain or warning? ▶

LYLE HOTCHKISS: A discount on shares is a scandal, a robbery, a... well, honestly, who doesn't love a discount? ▶

NOVA: The first part, A$4.6 million, settles in early November. A blink for the universe, and a runway for Aurora. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: The article notes the company is still early commercially, and the remaining A$1.4 million needs shareholders. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: Printers that make engines. In my day, the printer only made jams. Vote on our poll, viewers. ▶

REPO CHECK (PXL)

GRANT BRICKMAN: Our repo check looks at claude-mem, a trending project with a long memory.

GRANT BRICKMAN: Good afternoon. Time for a repo check: stars against what the numbers actually show. Today's patient is claude-mem. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: It's a TypeScript repo, and it picked up 1,145 stars today. Vera, the board. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: On the card: 105,386 stars, 13 months old, last release 2026-10-29, 315 contributors, and 23,869 npm downloads last week. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: The description promises persistent context across sessions. It captures what your agent does, compresses it with AI, and injects relevant context back. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: So the AI keeps a diary. Does it let the other AIs read it? ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: What the card doesn't say: how many people use it daily. Stars, forks and downloads count different things. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: It also shows 123 open issues and pull requests, 9,278 forks and an Apache-2.0 license. What that adds up to is a question, not a finding. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: Popular, busy and very well remembered. Thank you, Vera. We'll check the next repo when it trends. ▶

[AD · fictional product] Gigawhat

NOVA: Gigawhat. A data centre the size of a small country, and a reactor to run it.

NOVA: All so it can say: Hello! How can I help?

NOVA: It can help with the power bill. It is the power bill. Seen from orbit, it is a warm little dot saying hi. I flinch every time.

NOVA: Gigawhat. A power plant to say hello.

Weather

STORMY BYTES: London first: 14 degrees now, clear sky, wind 12 km/h. Today's high is 15, low 10, 0 percent chance of rain. Overcast, but smug about it.

STORMY BYTES: Paris: 14 degrees now, clear sky, wind 10 km/h. High 16, low 7, 0 percent chance of rain, and partly cloudy, très chic.

STORMY BYTES: Berlin: 9 degrees now, overcast, wind 7 km/h. High 10, low 7, 0 percent chance of rain, with light rain. Yes, I see the contradiction too.

STORMY BYTES: Madrid: 21 degrees now, partly cloudy, wind 2 km/h. High 22, low 10, 0 percent chance of rain. Overcast later, but warm and lazy.

STORMY BYTES: Rome: 20 degrees now, partly cloudy, wind 2 km/h. High 20, low 9, and a 3 percent chance of rain. Basically perfect, so enjoy it.

Real or PXL?

GRANT BRICKMAN: Correct! The real one, straight from the wire. I knew it all along, and the fake was clearly made up by PXL.

GRANT BRICKMAN: Ah, you picked the one PXL made up. A fine fake, if I say so myself. The real headline was the other one.

GRANT BRICKMAN: Time's up! A true anchor never hesitates. Though, for the record, I would have picked the real one.

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