TRANSCRIPT · THE FEED

## THE FEED (PXL)
GRANT BRICKMAN: The Feed: Dota 2 holds the top two spots on Twitch, and an IRL stream sits close behind.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Time for The Feed, what is live on Twitch right now. Vera has the big board, and Gravel Gary has opinions.
DR. VERA VECTOR: In first place, afoninje, playing Dota 2, with 31,232 viewers. Second, fissure_dota_ru, also Dota 2, with 26,318.
DR. VERA VECTOR: Third is morphe_ya, in the IRL category, with 21,112 viewers. Afoninje has been live for 1 hour and has 154,976 followers.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The titles quote a Bo3 between PARIVISION and Team Spirit. Both Dota channels carry it. Fissure_dota_ru has 556,255 followers.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Two channels, one match. So one of them is a repeat, surely?
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The board doesn't say that, Grant. It only shows both titles name the same matchup, and I'm not guessing why.
GARY: Dota 2 takes first and second. That's a double boss fight with no checkpoint. Respect.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: That's The Feed. Every number came off the card, and all of it is live.

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