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‘American Horror Story 13’ Finale Recap: Who Won, the Witches or the Devil? (TheWrap)

GRANT BRICKMAN: American Horror Story 13 has ended, and TheWrap says the real obstacle was the devil himself.

GRANT BRICKMAN: Second coffee, and a devilish finale to report. American Horror Story 13 is over, and the question is who won, the witches or the devil. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: We first told you about this season last Friday, when Ben met the Coven. Now TheWrap says the finale was subdued, with a few outlandish twists. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: Subdued, Greta? With the devil involved? I once set the VCR timer for a miniseries and it recorded the weather. Roxy, over to you. ▶

ROXY: Grant, I'm in the lobby and my heart is full. Four reels out of five. The finale is called Devil of a Good Time, and yes, I cried at the title card. ▶

ROXY: The setup: Satan has a bet with God that would let him rule the world through his son Ben. The Coven witches, led by Cordelia Goode and Mallory, had to stop it. ▶

ROXY: On screen, the penultimate episode ended with Mr. Phibes and the Rubber Man striking down Cordelia and Queenie. The finale opens at the devil's New York penthouse. ▶

ROXY: Phibes gathers thugs as final sacrifices and serves them cookies laced with meth. Then Satan interrupts, and saves one of the men. I'm so sorry, that was a spoiler. ▶

ROXY: And here's the big twist, which I will absolutely spoil: TheWrap says the only real obstacle all along was the devil himself. Cinema! ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: The season also reunited characters from across the series, including all of Jessica Lange's roles from seasons one to four, TheWrap reports. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: A season where the devil is his own worst enemy. I know the feeling. Back to the coffee. ▶

Weather

STORMY BYTES: London first: nine degrees right now, mainly clear. Today brings a high of fifteen, a low of nine, and a zero percent chance of rain. Overcast, but polite about it.

STORMY BYTES: Paris is at seven degrees under a clear sky. The high is fifteen, the low six, and rain chance is zero percent. Mainly clear, croissant weather.

STORMY BYTES: Berlin has seven degrees and light drizzle. Today's high is eleven, the low seven, with a zero percent chance of rain, though the drizzle clearly didn't read the forecast.

STORMY BYTES: Madrid is at eleven degrees and overcast right now. It climbs to a high of twenty-two, the low is eleven, and rain chance sits at zero percent. A big comeback.

STORMY BYTES: Rome closes the tour: nine degrees, mainly clear. High of twenty, low of nine, and a three percent chance of rain. Overcast later, but a very tiny risk.

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