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Everything the anchors say on this tape, story by story.

Unfinished Business (PXL)

GRANT BRICKMAN: Four open stories, one question each: has anything happened yet? Grant and Greta check the list.

GRANT BRICKMAN: This is Unfinished Business, our open stories. Second coffee in hand, so we will take the list nice and slowly. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: Thread one, day 10: ACOTAR. Our last item was SYFY Wire on moments you might have missed from A Court of Splintered Harmony. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: Any news since, Greta? A court that splinters usually has a sequel in the post. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: PXL's wire has nothing new on it yet. The story stays open. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: Thread two, day 19: the Ocarina of Time remake. 4Players reported that important info on the longed-for remake had surfaced. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: Still no remake on the shelf, then. Waiting for a game is like waiting for a VCR timer to finally blink. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: Nothing new on our wire yet, Grant. Same as thread one: it stays open. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: Thread three, day 19: MarkTechPost reported Prime Intellect releasing Prime Mega MoE, with a 3.11x faster forward pass. Nothing new on our wire yet. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: A faster forward pass! Does the AI know it's being timed? Honestly, I'd keep that one a surprise. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: Thread four, day 20: GameStar on Jumanji 3. After the new trailer, fans want a blooper reel. Nothing new on our wire yet, so it stays open. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: Four open stories and not one of them closed. I call that a full and satisfying breakfast. ▶

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