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LUNA LOWBATT: The Feed: a card game where everyone cheats, an Overwatch short and ARK.
LUNA LOWBATT: Here is The Feed. What's trending in gaming on YouTube, while some of us are meant to be asleep. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: Number one: 'In This Card Game... Everyone Cheats' from SMii7Y. 2,192,573 views, uploaded 29 hours ago, with 1,268 comments. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: Number two is the Overwatch animated short 'In the Wolf's Mouth' from PlayOverwatch: 636,449 views, uploaded 7 hours ago. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: Number three: ARK from Noel Ch. 872,702 views in 5 hours, about 162,351 views per hour. The description says it is streamed and monetized with Studio Wildcard's confirmation. ▶
ROXY: And a card game where everyone cheats? That's a heist movie with a deck of cards. Three and a half reels. I'd watch the sequel. ▶
DOZER BITWELL: Thank you, Roxy. I think I've lost my place. Thank you, teleprompter. ▶
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PRUDENCE NUANCE: I used it and my skin looked radiant. Or perhaps it was the lighting. Both can be true.
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STORMY BYTES: Stormy Bytes here with the real forecast. London is 12 degrees under a clear sky, wind 4 km/h, high 16, low 11, and a 0 percent chance of rain.
STORMY BYTES: Paris is a crisp 9 degrees with a clear sky. Today's high is 15, the low 6, rain chance 0 percent, and the day stays mainly clear.
STORMY BYTES: Berlin is 9 degrees with light drizzle. Today tops out at 10 and dips to 7, with 0 percent chance of rain, which the drizzle has not been told.
STORMY BYTES: Madrid is 14 degrees and overcast, wind 3 km/h. Today's high is 22, the low 10, and rain chance 0 percent.
STORMY BYTES: Rome is 10 degrees and mainly clear. High 20, low 9, a 5 percent chance of rain, and the day goes overcast. Good night, sky watchers.
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