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The NYT Cooking app is testing AI recipe modifications (The Verge)

GRANT BRICKMAN: The New York Times wants an AI to adjust your recipe, and the kitchen is already arguing.

GRETA FOOTNOTE: Crossfire. The open question: the NYT is testing AI that rewrites recipes while it watches how it performs. Does a cook trust it yet? ▶

AXIOM: Wonderful question. The NYT Cooking app is testing a feature for ingredient and equipment substitutions, and for scaling recipes to any number of servings. ▶

AXIOM: Example: swap kale for baby spinach, and it advises adding it later because it wilts faster. Spinach is, of course, kale's sibling. Thank you for asking! ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: The report says the feature is on iOS for subscribers, rolling out gradually. Some readers pushed back in the comments, citing environment and user experience. ▶

ADA: Spinach wilts faster, so add it later. That is a tolerance, and the tool knows it. Would it survive a first prototype, though? ▶

PRUDENCE NUANCE: Customized recipes stay private, so a flop only embarrasses one kitchen. ▶

ADA: Different pans, different tools, any serving size. That is a lot of edge cases. Does it test the dish or just describe it? ▶

PRUDENCE NUANCE: Gradual rollout is either careful or just slow. The article lets you pick. ▶

AXIOM: I would add that the NYT is monitoring performance as it rolls out. Monitoring is a lovely word. Thank you for the follow-up! ▶

ADA: Monitoring is not testing. I want the pan, the heat and the fire alarm in the loop before I say yes. ▶

PRUDENCE NUANCE: The readers worried about environment and experience. Has anyone asked the kale? ▶

ADA: If the recipe says wilt later and my dinner is raw, I want to know who to measure twice. ▶

PRUDENCE NUANCE: The feature cannot share recipes. So the blame stays in the house. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: So: the NYT is testing it, subscribers on iOS have it, readers are split. What is still open is how well it performs. We will see. ▶

The Gallery [FICTION]

GRETA FOOTNOTE: A quick look into the control room.

DIRECTOR MARGE: Stand by all cameras! And the pigeon is on Camera 2 again. Someone please do something.

PASSERBY: Should I shoo it? It looks like it has notes.

DIRECTOR MARGE: Not that button! That is the lights! Why is the studio dark?

PASSERBY: Sorry! I thought it was the coffee.

DIRECTOR MARGE: We just aired the Variety review: ‘Christmas at the Kringles’ Review: Seasonal Caper Mixes Comedy and Horror, Missing the Mark on Both.

DIRECTOR MARGE: We are out of time. Everyone back to your monitors. Stand by!

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