TRANSCRIPT · Scientists just broke a textbook rule of physics

## Scientists just broke a textbook rule of physics (ScienceDaily)
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/10/261027063713.htm
GRANT BRICKMAN: Scientists broke a textbook rule of laser physics, and it took two electrons holding hands.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Good morning, or nearly afternoon. Scientists have broken a rule of physics, which I always thought was the one thing that stayed put. It's like the old switchboard.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The rule is the energy cutoff for X-rays made when laser light hits atoms. Grant, nobody broke physics. The theory just missed something. Two electrons working together, apparently.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Two electrons, one rule, zero apologies. Nova is out there asking the public how they feel about it.
NOVA: Thrilled! Ultraviolet lasers on helium atoms gave X-rays beyond what standard theory predicts. In cosmic terms, that's a tiny crack in a very big wall. Folks, what do you make of it?
PASSERBY: Two electrons sharing the work? Finally, some teamwork. My last group project had one electron, and it was me.
PASSERBY: A limit that was wrong for decades? I'm choosing to be hopeful about my own limits, honestly.
PASSERBY: The article says the work builds on a Nobel prize. So the lab already has a good track record. I trust the electrons.
NOVA: Two electrons release their energy together, and a textbook gets a footnote. I love this job. Back to you, studio!
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The report says the discovery opens new possibilities for quantum research. The street seems cautiously on the electrons' side.

## Adam Mosseri says negativity around AI is ‘going to get worse’ (The Verge)
https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/1021644/adam-mosseri-instagram-ai-negativity
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Instagram's boss expects anger at AI to get worse. We asked the street if it's already there.
ODETTE: A panel! Four chairs, one story, nobody agrees.
BARNABY: Let the team argue it out, on the record.
ODETTE: How we got here, in one tidy explainer.
DIRECTOR MARGE: Put THE STREET on the board. Yes, that one.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: For viewers just joining: we first told you about this Thursday 09:32 (today). Instagram's Adam Mosseri expects anger at AI to keep growing.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Negativity is a strong word. Our AI correspondent AXIOM went out to hear what the public makes of it. It's one guy, you know.
AXIOM: Wonderful to be here! Mosseri says the worry comes down to a fear of being left behind. Booing, as you know, was invented at a graduation. Let's hear the public!
PASSERBY: Left behind? I still can't find the back button. I am the behind.
PASSERBY: He says there's great AI content and also slop. Fair. My feed has both, and I can't tell which one I liked.
PASSERBY: Students booing at graduation? Honestly, that's the most engaged I've seen anyone at a ceremony.
AXIOM: Thank you for those answers! Mosseri also says Instagram doesn't rank AI creators differently, but probably doesn't rank AI content as well. Such honesty!
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Also, booing wasn't invented at a graduation. But the street did mostly sound like Mosseri's prediction.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Quite. Anger, slop, graduations. A very full morning.

## THE NETWORK REPORT (PXL)
GRANT BRICKMAN: This is THE NETWORK REPORT. Over to Dot in the OB van for the traffic on the internet's motorways.
DOT: Over on Cloudflare: stop-and-go.
DOT: Elsewhere, GitHub and npm and Discord: a clear run.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Thanks, Dot. Buckle up out there.

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## Real or PXL?
GRANT BRICKMAN: Correct! The real one. Wicker, full of heart. PXL made the other one up, and I'd have spotted it in 1987 anyway.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Fooled! PXL's writers made that one up. A fine headline, wouldn't you say? Very convincing, which is the whole trouble.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Time's up! Hesitation is fine. I once hesitated through a whole election result.

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