TRANSCRIPT · THE FEED

## THE FEED (PXL)
GRANT BRICKMAN: The Feed: what thousands of people are watching live on Twitch at lunchtime.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Lunchtime, and a great many people are watching something live. This is The Feed, Twitch edition. Vera, read us the board.
DR. VERA VECTOR: Top of the list is StRoGo, playing Counter-Strike, with 32,309 viewers. Live for 2 hours, a partner, with 2,302,048 followers.
DR. VERA VECTOR: Third is stylishnoob4, playing AION 2, with 16,866 viewers. Live for 3 hours, with 1,178,292 followers.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The first two channels have long titles. The third one is a two-letter stream title and a lot of confidence.
GARY: PGL's account is 15 years old. That's a veteran save file. I rate this list: full health bar, no creepers, snacks nearby.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Thirty-two thousand people watching one stream. Somebody has to carry all that to their screens. I assume it's the cloud, in a good mood.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: That's the feed. All numbers are Twitch's, and the titles are the channels' own words.

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