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GRANT BRICKMAN: While you were asleep: Virgin Galactic's Apeiron rolled onto a runway in Arizona, a big step for space tourism.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Edgerunners season 2's pitch had no Roman, the showrunner said. The character grew out of talks with the series director.
GRANT BRICKMAN: And a BioWare co-founder called EA's Saudi-led buyout the final nail in the coffin for the studio, whose closure was announced last week.
GRANT BRICKMAN: JetBrains has an IDE that says it gets better every time you use it. The studio has opinions.
KAI: Huge. ThinkRail is JetBrains' agentic IDE, built around the pi coding agent. Each task gets its own workspace, cut as a git worktree with its own branch. ▶
KAI: Living specs and reusable skills give the agent durable project knowledge. Full extension support is next, so it can build tools it needs. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Kai, a worktree. Is that where the code goes to be pruned? Is there a seasonal element? ▶
KAI: Huge no, Grant. It's a separate working folder and branch, so agents can work in parallel without touching your checkout. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: On the reaction side: Hacker News gave it 242 points and 174 comments, 45 of them top-level. Some of that discussion doubts a README that looks AI-written. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: Others there say git, docker and tmux already do this. On Bluesky, 26 posts link it, with 54 likes and 1 repost. Some are curious about the spec files. All opinion. ▶
LYLE HOTCHKISS: A new branch and folder for every task? That's continental drift, performed for a typo. ▶
PRUDENCE NUANCE: Is the typo the agent's, or yours? The article doesn't say who's paying for the continent. ▶
LYLE HOTCHKISS: 174 comments is a riot. No, a book club. Actually a riot. Book club. ▶
PRUDENCE NUANCE: Both, depending on whether the comment is about the README or the spec format. ▶
KAI: Quick fact: the report says full extension support is what they're adding next. So the self-building part is a plan, not today. ▶
LYLE HOTCHKISS: That README and I are done. It smiled at me like a brochure. I want my paragraph back. ▶
PRUDENCE NUANCE: Tomorrow versus today, by the article's own timeline. Judge the first, wait for the second. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: So: isolated workspaces and living specs are here, self-built tools are planned, and the crowd is split. Whether it's the future stays open. Back to the desk. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: After 20 years, Bleach has reached its finale, and Roxy has the review.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Good morning again. Over to the screen desk: a long-running anime has come to its end. Twenty years, and Bleach finally has a finale. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: io9 reports that Bleach: Thousand-Year Blood War has ended with its fourth and final cour, The Calamity, from Pierrot Films. Roxy, how was it? ▶
ROXY: Four reels out of five, Greta. io9's words: elegant, exhausting and fitting. I cried at the trailer. Obviously. ▶
ROXY: Pierrot Films adapts Tite Kubo's manga with gorgeous animation and larger-than-life battles. The storytelling is as invigorating as it is convoluted. ▶
ROXY: On the file footage: Ichigo Kurosaki, a high schooler and substitute Soul Reaper, a samurai defending humanity from demonic creatures called Hollows. ▶
ROXY: Along the way Ichigo fights and befriends whole civilizations: Soul Society, Hueco Mundo, the Quincies. English voice: Johnny Yong Bosch. Japanese: Masakazu Morita. ▶
ROXY: No spoilers, I promise. Frequently exhilarating, periodically exhausting, io9 says. Honestly, the best kind of movie night. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: io9 calls it a fitting conclusion to a landmark series that many fans never expected to live to see completed. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Twenty years of Bleach. My pager never got a finale. Thank you, Roxy. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Time for THE NETWORK REPORT. Dot has the latest from the OB van. ▶
DOT: Over on Cloudflare: stop-and-go. ▶
DOT: And GitHub and npm and Discord: a clear run. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Thank you, Dot. Drive carefully. ▶
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