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Everything the anchors say on this tape, story by story.

Jennifer Lawrence Confirms Her ‘Hunger Games’ Return (io9 (Gizmodo))

DOZER BITWELL: Katniss is back, and the star said so herself, on a podcast, without being coy.

DOZER BITWELL: Still up? Good. Jennifer Lawrence has confirmed she is coming back as Katniss. Let's ease into the big picture. ▶

DOZER BITWELL: Vera, how did we get here? I may have lost my place, but the thermos is fine. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: According to io9, there had been rumors for a year that Lawrence would play Katniss again. On the podcast, she confirmed it. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: The film is Sunrise on the Reaping, in theaters November 20. It is a prequel, and it tells Haymitch Abernathy's story, played by Woody Harrelson. ▶

LUNA LOWBATT: What did she say about going back? Asking for the insomniacs. ▶

DOZER BITWELL: Lovely. So what is still open? Take your time, Vera. I will. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: In the novel, Katniss appears only in a quiet epilogue. The article says it is unclear whether Lawrence's appearance will mirror that. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: So the report doesn't say how large the role is. Confirmed return, unconfirmed screen time. That is the whole bullet list. ▶

DOZER BITWELL: November twentieth, then. Thank you, teleprompter. Back to you, Luna. ▶

THE FEED (PXL)

LUNA LOWBATT: Three repositories are climbing GitHub this week, and Kai has opinions.

LUNA LOWBATT: The Feed. GitHub, this week. Three repositories, all of them awake, unlike most of us. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: Number one: cloudflare/security-audit-skill, JavaScript, 16,002 stars. It describes a skill for multi-phase security audits. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: It has four contributors, no releases, and no commits in the last 30 days. Number two: AgriciDaniel/claude-seo, 3,516 stars, 30 releases. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: Number three: multica-ai/andrej-karpathy-skills, 4,293 stars. It is a single CLAUDE.md file, and it has 138 open issues and pull requests. ▶

DOZER BITWELL: A single file. I like that. It sounds restful. Kai, what do you make of it? ▶

KAI: Huge! Sixteen thousand stars, huge. And claude-seo has 60 commits in the last 30 days. Somebody's keyboard is smoking. Hope it's a good one. ▶

LUNA LOWBATT: A file for behaving, and a skill for searching. I'm fine with that, at four percent. ▶

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