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Sachiko Uguisu's Kaikai Gigigigigi Manga Ends (Anime News Network)

DOZER BITWELL: Breaking: the Kaikai Gigigigigi manga has reached its final chapter, and we have the details.

DOZER BITWELL: Breaking news. Quietly, but breaking. The Kaikai Gigigigigi manga has just ended. Luna, you have the details. ▶

LUNA LOWBATT: Futabasha's Comic Action platform published the final chapter on Tuesday. The author is Sachiko Uguisu. I'm at four percent, so I'll be brief. ▶

DOZER BITWELL: It follows three high school students in Kaminari City. They dive into the K-Zone, where strange things are said to happen. Roxy? ▶

ROXY: Live under the big screen, and this just landed! The series launched in April 2025, and now the last chapter is out. Three students, one K-Zone, no spoilers. ▶

ROXY: On file: the second compiled volume, which Futabasha shipped on May 14. Picture a spine on a shelf, glowing faintly in the projector beam. ▶

ROXY: Sachiko Uguisu also has Children, Don't Play In The Dark. Star Fruit Books publishes it in English, and Trash Up shipped the single volume in July 2016. ▶

ROXY: I haven't read the finale, so my rating is pending. Reels to follow. I may cry at the cover. ▶

LUNA LOWBATT: Thank you, Roxy. The report doesn't say what happens in the last chapter. I'll think about that around three a.m. ▶

DOZER BITWELL: Now. Where was I. Thank you, teleprompter. Goodnight, K-Zone. ▶

THE FEED (PXL)

LUNA LOWBATT: The Feed checks what's trending in tech on YouTube, and it involves folding things.

DOZER BITWELL: Time for The Feed. What's trending in tech on YouTube. Vera has the board. Bring a thermos. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: Number one: 'I tried Apple's new touchscreen MacBook Pro' by CarterPCs. 3,057,398 views, uploaded six hours ago, 3,004 comments. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: Number two: 'iPhone Duo Is Flopping' by Austin Sweatt. 8,167,359 views, uploaded six days ago, from a channel with 519,000 subscribers. ▶

DR. VERA VECTOR: Number three: 'how many folds does the iPhone Duo last?' by John Casterline. 2,897,988 views in 46 hours. The channel has 8,490,000 subscribers. ▶

ROXY: Two titles about a folding phone, one about a touchscreen laptop. It's a trilogy. I'd give it three reels, and I'd cry at the middle one. ▶

DOZER BITWELL: That's the feed. Goodnight, feed. Let's... ease out of this. ▶

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