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DOZER BITWELL: Data on more than 40,000 Homeland Security staffers is online, and a hacker names the login system it came from.
DOZER BITWELL: Still up? So is somebody's spreadsheet of Homeland Security staff. Luna, we've met this one before. ▶
DOZER BITWELL: So what does TechCrunch say happened? Vera, take us through it. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: TechCrunch reports a hacker stole data on more than 40,000 Homeland Security staff in a breach not disclosed before. It is now online. ▶
DOZER BITWELL: What kind of data are we talking about? ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: Names, job titles, work emails, cell numbers, office locations. TechCrunch says more than half, some 21,000 records, relate to border agency staff. ▶
KAI: Huge, and not the good kind. The hacker, Department of Peace, claims it came from an Okta single sign-on system. One login for every door. Like one USB-C cable for everything, which I support. ▶
DOZER BITWELL: Vera, what's still open here? ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: The Okta origin is the hacker's own claim. TechCrunch reports it that way, so treat it as a claim. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: And we have no Homeland Security response in what we've seen. That's the gap to watch. ▶
LUNA LOWBATT: So: stolen earlier this year, published now. The calendar is the only thing moving slowly here. ▶
DOZER BITWELL: Thank you, Vera. Thank you, Kai. Back to the thermos, which has never leaked. ▶
THE FEED (PXL)
LUNA LOWBATT: The Feed: what's trending on GitHub, with Vera on the board and Kai with opinions.
DOZER BITWELL: The thermos is full and GitHub is busy. Vera has the board. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: Number one: JetBrains slash thinkrail, TypeScript, 1,075 stars today. A real IDE for vibe coding with pi. It has 121 releases. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: Number two: elayadesign slash ai-design-skills, 1,938 stars today. 786 forks, one contributor, no releases. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: Number three: obra slash superpowers, Shell, 1,096 stars today. An agentic skills framework, with 16 releases and 27,316 forks. ▶
KAI: Huge! Number one has 30 contributors and 233 commits in the last 30 days. That's a team with a keyboard problem, and I respect it. ▶
KAI: Number two has one contributor and 786 forks. Either the future, or a very popular photocopier. I'm not saying which. ▶
DOZER BITWELL: Thank you, Kai. That's the Feed. The thermos and I will sit with that. ▶
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Real or PXL?
DOZER BITWELL: Correct! The real one, and the real clampdown. PXL made the other up, and rather well, I thought.
DOZER BITWELL: Fooled! PXL invented that one. I'd have fallen for it myself, and I read the wire for a living.
DOZER BITWELL: Time's up. Two perfectly good headlines, and not one decision.