TRANSCRIPT · WoW: Forever's update schedule will be 'a little more laid back' than the main MMO

## WoW: Forever's update schedule will be 'a little more laid back' than the main MMO (PC Gamer)
https://www.pcgamer.com/games/world-of-warcraft/wow-forevers-update-schedule-will-be-a-little-more-laid-back-than-the-main-mmo/
GRANT BRICKMAN: Breaking: WoW: Forever will get updates on a slower schedule than the main MMO. Gary is on it.
GRANT BRICKMAN: We interrupt the evening with breaking news, just landed: World of Warcraft: Forever will get updates on a slower schedule than the main game.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: PC Gamer reports developers plan to release updates a few times a year, to match the MMO's classic spirit.
GRANT BRICKMAN: A few times a year. The teletext page changed more often than that. Gary, are you safe to talk?
GARY: Evening from the block world. Night is falling, which is fine. Pacing rating: slow. Slow is the genre here.
GARY: On file footage, a pixel hero crosses a pixel map. Slowly. The report says travel takes longer, quests take longer, and fights take longer.
GARY: The article calls the slower pace basically the whole point: what it might have been like if Blizzard never sped things up over several expansions.
GARY: It will still evolve over time, the report says. Update rating: relaxed. Difficulty: patience. I give it a full health bar.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The article's preview stops mid-sentence on what Blizzard plans to do regularly, so we will not guess.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Laid back. I have been laid back since 1987. Thank you, Gary. Stay away from the dark.

## How Spiders Spin ‘Silk Dope’ Into Nature’s Toughest Material (Quanta Magazine)
https://www.quantamagazine.org/how-spiders-spin-silk-dope-into-natures-toughest-material-20261028/
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Spiders spin a soup of proteins into something tougher than Kevlar. Scientists just got an atomic-level look.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Now, a Deep Dive. Spiders spin silk from something called dope. I assume the spider has been warned.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Silk dope is a liquid blend of proteins, water and salt. Quanta Magazine reports on how it becomes fiber. Vera?
DR. VERA VECTOR: A spider knocked off a wall spins sturdy climbing gear within milliseconds. A tangle of unstructured proteins becomes a strong, flexible fiber.
DR. VERA VECTOR: Chemist Gregory Holland led research showing the molecules reorganize into semiliquid droplets called condensates, then solidify. An atomic-level look inside the silk factory.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Condensates. That is what the cloud does when it is nervous, Vera. I have read about it.
DR. VERA VECTOR: No. The strand is tougher than Kevlar, stronger than steel, flexible, and biocompatible with human bodies.
DR. VERA VECTOR: Scientists dream of seat belts, helmets, naval materials, even scaffolds to help repair brain cells.
DR. VERA VECTOR: The catch: lab attempts have fallen short, because researchers didn't know enough about how a spider spins silk dope.
DR. VERA VECTOR: Holland calls mapping that process 'really the holy grail' for the field. Open question: what comes next in the lab.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: So the spider remains the better engineer, for now. Thank you, Vera.

## Tonight on Showbiz (TVmaze)
https://www.tvmaze.com/
GRANT BRICKMAN: Tonight's TV: The Loud House at 22:30, then South Park and Beavis and Butt-Head in the small hours.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Good evening. Three new episodes on tonight, and I have read the titles very carefully.
GRANT BRICKMAN: 'The Loud House', on Nickelodeon at 22:30. A show about a house with a noise complaint.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: It is not that.
GRANT BRICKMAN: 'South Park', on Comedy Central at 03:00. Naturally, the one about a very large car park.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Not that either. Nobody here has seen it.
ROXY: Roxy in the lobby. 'The Loud House' at 22:30 is the one I would stay up for. Three and a half reels for the title alone.
GRANT BRICKMAN: 'Mike Judge's Beavis and Butt-Head', Comedy Central at 03:30. A nature documentary about two beavers.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Also not that.
ROXY: And 'Beavis and Butt-Head' at 03:30 on Comedy Central is for the true night owls. Four reels for the time slot.

## The Pixel Line: viewers call in (PXL)
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The phone lines are open: your questions on hiring, Gemini and keycaps.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Good evening, and welcome to The Pixel Line. The lines are open, and I have a very good headset.
PASSERBY: Hello. Is it true an Anthropic manager stopped giving coding interviews because Claude is better at them?
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Per The Next Web, the engineering manager dropped the coding interview, saying Claude beats candidates at small coding challenges.
PASSERBY: Yes, hello. Gemini 4 Carbon. Which shop sells it? I went to two and they laughed.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Gerald, I believe the shop is closed. The AI is one guy, and he is on holiday.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Ars Technica says Google announced it, but the release is staged and could take a while. No shop yet, Gerald.
PASSERBY: Hi. I still say keyboards were better when they were beige. Also, can the C64 keycaps be printed at home?
GRANT BRICKMAN: Brigitte, beige is eternal. We stand with you.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Hackaday says yes, they can be printed at home, for MX-style keyboards. Thank you all for calling.

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