PXL News

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Everything the anchors say on this tape, story by story.

Special Report: Update (PXL)

GRANT BRICKMAN: An update on our special report, with new headlines from Wired and heise Make.

GRANT BRICKMAN: What does Apple's touch Mac mean for the old keyboard?

GRANT BRICKMAN: An update on our special report. New headlines have come in, and I have read them with great seriousness. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: Wired has an exclusive early look at Apple's new touchscreen MacBook Pro, the computer Apple said would never happen. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: Never! And yet here it is. I admire a company that changes its mind and tells nobody first. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: And heise Make covers the Adafruit Metro ESP32-P4 Hydra. An ESP32-P4 does the computing, an ESP32-C6 handles wireless. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: Heise says the board is aimed at demanding maker projects, pairing RISC-V with a camera and a display. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: Two chips on one board. Teamwork. We'll keep you posted. ▶

Chinesischer Raumgleiter: US-Militärgeheimdienst bestätigt chinesische Fortschritte im All (Golem.de)

GRETA FOOTNOTE: A Chinese space glider, and US military intelligence confirms Chinese progress in space.

GRANT BRICKMAN: Good evening. Our lead: a Chinese space glider, and US military intelligence confirming that China's progress in space is real. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: To be precise, Grant, the headline says US military intelligence confirms Chinese progress in space. The article gives us little more than that. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: Little more! In my day a glider was a paper plane with ambition. Over to Kai. ▶

KAI: Huge story, Grant. I'm at the launch pad, which felt right. The headline gives us a space glider and a confirmation from US military intelligence. ▶

KAI: What we don't have is detail. The page we got was mostly cookie consent, which is also a space program. It never lands. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: Kai, does the report say how the glider works, or how far along it is? ▶

KAI: Not in what we can see, Greta. No specifics at all. Those are the open questions. ▶

KAI: This is file footage of a launch pad at dusk. It is not the glider. We have no pictures of the glider, so enjoy the pad. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: A glider in space. I assume it simply coasts. Greta? ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: That is roughly the question, Grant. We'll watch for more detail. ▶

The Pixel Line: viewers call in (PXL)

GRANT BRICKMAN: The phone lines are open: your questions on our earlier stories.

GRANT BRICKMAN: Welcome to The Pixel Line. The lines are open, the coffee is warm, and our first caller is on. ▶

PASSERBY: Hello! What happened to that PS4 menu game on Roblox? My nephew says it vanished. ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: It was taken down, Priscilla. The lead of developer Redwing Works says they are not backing down. ▶

PASSERBY: Gerald here. Is the new MacBook Pro really three pounds? My bag has opinions. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: Gerald, Engadget says the 14-inch weighs three pounds and starts at $2,899. Your bag may relax. Your wallet may not. ▶

PASSERBY: Hilde. That Nvidia thing that listens to talking. Will it transcribe my cat? ▶

GRETA FOOTNOTE: Hilde, it transcribes 40 languages and labels up to eight speakers. Cats are not on the list. ▶

GRANT BRICKMAN: Hilde, a cat speaks in its own time. Thank you all for calling. We'll leave it there. ▶

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