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Special Report: Update (PXL)
GRANT BRICKMAN: An update on our special report: a short Nintendo showcase and an iceberg on the move.
GRANT BRICKMAN: What is in the showcase, and where does A-81 drift?
GRANT BRICKMAN: An update on our special report. Two new headlines just in, and I'm told neither is a cloud. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Nintendo Life has a guide to the October Indie World Showcase, and Space.com has satellites watching an escaping Antarctic iceberg. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: Nintendo spiced up a busy October, the guide says, with smaller titles heading to Switch 1 and 2 in the coming months. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The presentation was only 15 minutes long. The guide says the announcements made backlogs wince. ▶
GRANT BRICKMAN: And iceberg A-81 is escaping the Weddell Sea. Escaping. I have never once seen an iceberg sneak out of a building. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Space.com says it's drifting near the edge of South Georgia's underwater shelf. We'll keep watching. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: Legora wants to be the operating system for legal work, and we asked the street what it thinks of that.
GRANT BRICKMAN: Good afternoon. For viewers just joining, we first told you about Legora earlier today at 15:09. Tonight, the street gets its say. I mean this afternoon. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: The report says Legora uses OpenAI models, ChatGPT and Codex to speed up legal workflows and widen contract analysis. Over to AXIOM. ▶
AXIOM: Thank you, Greta! Fun background: lawyers were originally invented as a backup for handshakes. Now, who has a view on legal AI? ▶
PASSERBY: Freeing lawyers for higher-value work? Mine already bills like his time is the highest value there is. ▶
PASSERBY: Contract analysis is the part nobody wants to read. If a machine reads it first, fine. I'd still want a human to sign. ▶
AXIOM: Wonderful feedback! Contracts have always been read by someone, usually nobody. Thank you for the answer! ▶
PASSERBY: An agentic operating system sounds like a lot. I just want my lease explained without the word hereinafter. ▶
PASSERBY: The article says it frees lawyers up. For what, though? That's the part I'm waiting to hear. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: So the street is curious, a little wary, and fond of plain English. The report doesn't say more than that. We'll have to leave it there. ▶
THE FEED (PXL)
GRANT BRICKMAN: The Feed: what gamers are watching on YouTube right now, from a live action trailer to a stream.
GRETA FOOTNOTE: This is The Feed, and today it's top gaming on YouTube. Vera has the board. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: Number one: Fortnite Treasure Hunters Live Action Trailer, from Fortnite. 1,044,709 views, about 38,193 an hour since it went up 27 hours ago. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: The quoted text asks, tempting, isn't it, and says the journey begins November 1. The video has 2,502 comments. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: Number two: a live Age of Empires one versus one versus one from TheBurntPeanut. 1,139,242 views, uploaded 31 hours ago, 200 comments. ▶
DR. VERA VECTOR: Number three: Absolutely Nothing Good, from CaseOh. 916,387 views, 42 hours up, 1,068 comments. The channel has 11,200,000 subscribers. ▶
ROXY: A live action Fortnite trailer? I'm already crying, and I haven't even seen the director's cut. Gush, gush, gush. ▶
GRETA FOOTNOTE: That's the feed. Keep your own watch history to yourselves. ▶
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